Santa arrived to Zurich

As usually, Santa arrived a little earlier to us in Zurich. This time on a Saturday afternoon, while we went on a big shopping and wine-tasting tour ... he was knocking at the door, but since nobody opened it, he left on our doorstep a nice Christmas deco (which you can see on the table) along with this note:
"Én vagyok a Télapó, úgy beb@sztam mint a ló, van zsákomban mindenjó: tampon, bugyi műdákó. Ne várjatok nem megyek,pornófilmet rendezek"